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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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