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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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