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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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