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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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