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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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