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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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