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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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