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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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