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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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