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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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