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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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