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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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