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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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