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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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