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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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