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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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