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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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