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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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