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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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