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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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