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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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