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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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