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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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