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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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