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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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