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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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