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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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