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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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