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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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