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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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