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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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