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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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