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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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