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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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