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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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