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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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