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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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