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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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