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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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