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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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