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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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