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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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