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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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