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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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