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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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