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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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