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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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