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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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