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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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