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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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