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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Rt Hon
Snuffles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a cheetah 😺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a crocodile 🐊
a wild boar 🐗
a lynx 😺
an elephant 🐘
a velociraptor 🦖
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a venomous snake 🐍
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