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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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